A ceremonial brush artifact resting in an archaeological excavation among pottery and carved stone

The oldest misunderstanding in human history

The Toilet Brushis older thanthe toilet.

For thousands of years, the Brush was revered as an object of purification. Then humanity forgot.

The International Toilet Brush Institute is dedicated to the study, protection and restoration of one of civilization's most misunderstood objects.

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The collapse of memory

The Long Forgetting

For much of the ancient world, the significance of the Brush was understood.

Following the collapse of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century, records were lost and sanctuaries abandoned.

Ancient traditions fragmented. Over the centuries, the original meaning of the Brush faded from human memory.

By the modern age, mankind still remembered its form — but no longer its purpose.

Humanity did not invent the Brush.

Humanity invented the toilet.

And then made a terrible assumption.

THE MODERN MISSION

The Restoration

The ITBI is rebuilding what history erased.

Research, preservation and constitutional recognition now join a single international effort. Registration does not create Brushhood. It records what has always been true.

The Institute merely recognizes what the Brush has always been.

The Restoration. Has begun.

Register a Brush

Learn how future recognition will record a Brush and its one recognized Custodian.

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Establish Republican Territory

Designate your toilet as recognized Territory of the Transnational Republic of the Toilet Brush.

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Earn Citizenship

Serve the Brush. Citizenship is earned through Custodianship.

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Chuck Norris holding a toilet brush in an official Institute portrait

Chuck Norris

Honorary Fellow of the International Toilet Brush Institute.

Recognized for exceptional contributions to the dignity, visibility and public standing of the Brush.

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Selected departments and dispatches

Permanent collection

The Hall of Fame

The Institute’s developing record of Distinguished Brushes, Honorary Fellows and service to the Restoration.

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Constitutional office

The Distributed Territory

A republic that is territorial but not contiguous. Wherever the Brush resides, territory may follow.

Study the Republic

Archival office

The History of the Brush

From primordial presence to industrial rediscovery and the Restoration, the Institute preserves the long record of humanity’s encounters with the Immutable Form.

Consult the history

Institute bulletin

News from the archive

Research notices, restoration reports and formal communications from the ITBI.

Read the dispatches